As I type, four people in front of me in line for the Most Exclusive Website abandon ship. I’m ticket 199288. I’ve been in line for 3 minutes and I’m determined to hold on. I get why the others bailed — the site’s boastful name is enough to turn away most visitors — but I shall be triumphant.
The website, created by web developer Justin Foley, only lets one person in at a time, and only for 60 seconds.